@13 hours ago
#eragon #or why am I even watching it
This movie is an utter all-in attempted cash-in on every franchise at once (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, whatever else), but it does have Jeremy Irons being craggy, Robert Carlyle being something, and John Malkovich being hammier than Al Pacino on his worst day.
If my life were a movie, I would go downstairs every day to see my car covered in parking tickets. The audience rolls its eyes and says, “Boy, thiss guy needs to get his life together!”
@18 hours ago with 1 note