@1 hour ago with 47 notes
This movie is an utter all-in attempted cash-in on every franchise at once (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, whatever else), but it does have Jeremy Irons being craggy, Robert Carlyle being something, and John Malkovich being hammier than Al Pacino on his worst day.

This movie is an utter all-in attempted cash-in on every franchise at once (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, whatever else), but it does have Jeremy Irons being craggy, Robert Carlyle being something, and John Malkovich being hammier than Al Pacino on his worst day.

@13 hours ago
#eragon #or why am I even watching it 
 

 

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@14 hours ago with 72 notes
#best a luck ya fucks 

If my life were a movie, I would go downstairs every day to see my car covered in parking tickets. The audience rolls its eyes and says, “Boy, thiss guy needs to get his life together!”

@18 hours ago with 1 note
@19 hours ago with 12219 notes
Why is she being flanked by Abyssinian princes, say, tiredly, to no one. 

Why is she being flanked by Abyssinian princes, say, tiredly, to no one. 

@12 hours ago
I just remembered that I don’t have to do laundry for tomorrow because we’re getting new uniform shirts.
So you know what I’m gonna do? Make a bag of Smartpop, clean up and watch something wretched.

I just remembered that I don’t have to do laundry for tomorrow because we’re getting new uniform shirts.

So you know what I’m gonna do? Make a bag of Smartpop, clean up and watch something wretched.

@14 hours ago with 2 notes
#current music #Benoit Pioulard - Margin 
@16 hours ago with 2 notes
#super mario bros. #I made a thing 
@19 hours ago with 103 notes

what exactly is my problem

@19 hours ago